“Divine Transfers” thanks to Miracle Water
I came so close to posting this on my blog that isn’t about beverages, but last minute, I decided I would make the stretch and put it here.
Not sleeping on a Sunday night in a house with only basic cable can lead to some amazing discoveries. For example, last night, I discovered PETER POPOFF’s televangelist show. Absolutely incredible what this guy can do with a little holy water!
Most run-of-the-mill televangelists heal people, fix relationships, cure cancer, and make old ladies dance in the isle. Not Peter Popoff…. he goes straight to God and asks for what most American’s really want… MONEY.
Testimonial after testimonial along the lines of “I got my miracle spring water. 2 weeks later, I got my bank statement and it showed a $200,000 deposit. I called my bank and they said it wasn’t a mistake, but they couldn’t tell me who made the deposit. It was from God! It’s a miracle! Thank you Jesus, Thank you Peter Popoff!”
Unfortunately, I’m not exaggerating at all. He calls them “Divine Transfers” from God’s account and all you have to do is drink some miracle water and have Popoff pray for you. (oh, and of course, he would really appreciate it if you would send him some “love money” of about $90 or more if you can).
Being a beverage blog that occasionally actually reviews beverages, I am very tempted to order some miracle water (although I don’t think I’ll be sending any “love money”) and compare it side-by-side to Dasani and/or my tap water. But then this crazy man would know where I live. I wonder how much donation I’d have to give him to get 5 gal of miracle water. I would love to make a batch of Miracle Homebrew Beer!
God Bless free speech. Otherwise, how would a guy who was exposed for hearing “God’s” voice on a 39.17 Mhz earpiece receiver be able to buy TV time to spread the good news of “Divine Transfers”
miracle, peter popoff water
July 18th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
A conversation with gridge
aaron: You should buy some miracle water to use for coffee brewing
me: maybe you should form a partnership with Peter Popoff for a line of Miracle Coffee… I think that would go well in Nashville (it’s one of the biggest markets for huge evangelical churches)
aaron: miracle mochas
me: jesus java
christ coffee
aaron: yemen yaweh
me: haha
July 22nd, 2006 at 3:34 pm
It almost makes you wonder if these “miracle checks” are sent by popoff himself to 1 in 100 people that send him money for holy water. I saw this guy on TV years ago and it totally infuriated me that someone like this is on TV, but now I just laugh at how stupid people are! PRAISE JESUS!!!!!!