Flip-Flop Flask

At first glance, REEF footware appears to sell your everyday overpriced sandals.

$45 for flip-flops.
But these are no ordinary sandals.  These flip-flops promise to revolutionize summer fun.
No, they don’t have built-in hovercraft capabilities.

Nor do they have a button that, when pushed, play a high-pitched, low-quality, midi-sounding version of “Surf City”.

And unfortunately, these flip-flops do not promise to stop chaffing between your big toe and it’s neighbor toe when walking long distances with sandy feet.
No.  Plain and simple, these flip-flops carry booze.

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