Beer Belly

April 27th, 2006

Thank God.  The next “pet rock” is here.  And it’s a beverage container.   The BEER BELLY deluxe kit, including sling, sells for only $49.95.

If you’ve ever wanted to go out on the town… not to look attractive and “hook up”, but only to get pissed drunk for cheap, then this is the invention for you.  Simply strap on the BEER BELLY!

Sure, you’ll look about 50lbs heavier in the gut, but that’s all beer baby!


Krispy Kream’s Coffee

February 18th, 2006